Splash Mountain Photos
It’s funnier everytime I see it.
I like human beings.
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?
Every conversation with my mother EVER.
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop
when someone tells me to exercise
whoever ended up buying this is a very lucky person
I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING
Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you
"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"
the only thing that brings me up when I was down is the elevator
monday morning hitting me like