omg.

necrophilofthefuture:

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

2chaaaain:

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

um the world is a cube

plaidstockings:

I feel like the motto of 2013 was “wait what”

legalmexican:

what a beautiful day to stay indoors

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

dirudo:

Making a cool new friend

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bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

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