omg.

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

relahvant:

smatter:

guys read the fine print its hilarious

THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH

goddessoftheinternet:

a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever

  • extremely ticklish
  • runs away from feelings
  • also problems
  • bad communicator
  • awkward and shy around people i like
  • refuses to make plans ever
  • sarcastic asshole

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

growlithed:

dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

dampsandwich:

its garbage day???

i cant believe they made a day dedicated to me :)

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone